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SEPTEMBER 4TH 2008

 ISSUE #2    


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ZOMBIE ATTACKS!

- by Karlee -

Due to high radiation levels, Zombie Bunnies were out late last night in high numbers. Five non-believers were having a sleep-over, and suddenly they heard something knocking on their door. The bunnies were hopping all over. Obviously the zombies had brought a distant cousin, the Rotten Candy Bunny.

The girls later say the green mist of rotting candy was floating around numerous objects. We still have not captured any of the animals, mostly because we are waiting for our Dudkinz heroes to return home to Dudkinz Hollow.

It's not known who else has been attacked. Residents are asked to stay in their homes, and not answer the door, except for pizza delivery. If you think your brain may have been eaten, please contact Deputy Donut.


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